A little belated, perhaps, but I have been honored with my first award. My sister in T-Town lauded me with some very nice praises. Naturally, being the three-year recipient of "The Most Humble Man on Earth" award, (I put up billboards to make sure people could find my house for that one), I feel it only proper to alert you to nice things being said about me (even if I was her second choice for the award :) ).
Thanks, Boots!
I certainly believe everyone has a right to his opinion. As my dearest says, however, opinions are like buttholes... everyone has one but no one really wants to see it.
Well, I found perhaps the biggest buttholes to ever grace the anals of music journalism. My guess is, these lists were comprised by a group of twenty-somethings, influenced by a thirty-something or two, who are are so shallow they make my spit look like the Atlantic Ocean. I mean, of all the songs ever written since the beginning of the recorded music, "Billy Jean"??! And let me just point out a few of the worst ever: Meat Loaf "I'd do Anything for Love", Simon and Garfunkel "The Sounds of Silence", Dan Fogelberg "Longer", Five for Fighting "Superman", "Ebony and Ivory", and, in case there is still any doubt as to my characterization of these "people", Toby Keith's "Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue". In their immature blasting of the Honorable Mr. Keith, they proclaim the song "a fight anthem so vengeful it makes 'The Star-Spangled Banner' look like 'Give Peace a Chance'". Need I say more?
Anyway, I thought you might have fun perusing the lists while thanking God you're not half as dimwitted as these folks.
BTW, sorry I haven't been here to enlighten you as to truth and right. I have been rather taken up by school and earning a living and such.
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