Resolved. Senators are Morons.

The Senate is getting all worked up over a non-binding resolution to remind us that they don't like Bush, therefore, they don't like his troop build-up plan. McCain called the plan 'intellectually dishonest.' I'm gonna have to agree with McCain on this one. I guess the Democrats ran out of things to legislate after graciously providing a pay raise for the five Americans who have been working at the same minimum wage job for the last 12 years and never got a raise. So now they have nothing to do but run around pecking the ground and pushing through meaningless resolutions that will have no affect short of sorting the morons from the imbeciles. So, once all the vital negotiations are completed, our overpaid and under worked senators will be able to overwhelm the media with little sound bites about how they support our troops but have no faith in their abilities to succeed. (Huh?)

Wow, can you imagine when they make the movies about this one. "Men!" says Mel Gibson, "We need to take this sector. Our illustrious Senate has so graciously allowed us to pay you, and they send their support, but they just want me to remind you that they have no faith in you. Well not you, really. They have no faith in us, your commanders. Especially your commander-in-chief. They want you to know that we are incompetent, but at least they support you. So go forth into battle, boys. Raise your voices high! This is obviously a failed mission, so if you don't succeed, don't worry about it." And then the music crescendos... well, sort of. Wow! What a blockbuster.