Laugh at the Lawyer

Lawyer, Attorney, Advocate, Pondscum, Hot Wind. Call them what you will. This is the place to post your pundifery and pontification regarding them.

If you have a joke or humorous anecdote about lawyers, I want to hear it.

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So have at it! Hit me with your best shot. I can take it... and if it turns out I can't take it, I'll sue.