Thursday, January 11, 2007

On Bias Against Mormons

I tried mushrooms once, and I don't like them. Yuck! They are a fungus, grey, and slimy. And they smell funny. I can't imagine that anyone would eat them. Besides, I heard they contain some magic stuff that makes a person get all loopy. So, I can't imagine voting for anyone who would choose to eat mushrooms. They might get all loopy and make some boneheaded decision.

I'll tell you what is good, though. Green bean casserole! Mmmmmm. My wife makes a really good one, using french cut beans and fried onions. She won't tell me what sauce she uses, but boy is it good. Whatever is in it must be some pretty good tasting stuff.

Oh, but this is about Mormons. Sorry.

I saw a John Wayne movie once, and he ran across some Mormons, and asked them if they wore those hats to hide their horns. People who have horns on their heads so that they have to wear hats shouldn't be president. You just can't trust them to get all their facts correct.

Saturday, January 06, 2007

Two Paths

Two paths diverged in a wood...

And Harry "majority leader" Reed took whichever one the President didn't (or won't, or might not). Once again, with no thought or consideration for reality, mr. reed jumped all over the cut'n'run bandwagon, which left the stage before the race was even begun. President Bush has not announced his strategy for Iraq yet, but Harry "the Moron" Reed, allowing his vile hatred and contempt for the duly elected leader of the free world to prevail over common sense or reason, is already lambasting it. I got the opportunity to listen to Lieberman and the eternal presidential candidate, McCain, speak to the need for more troops. There was actually a little common sense in their comments, especially as it relates to the need for more troops.

I will admit that I am one who felt like we should have left as soon as Saddam was gone, told the Iraqis to throw something together, with the threat that we'll be back if what they come up with is in any way a threat to our national security. But, we didn't. We attempted a more respectable approach. If you tear someone's house down, it is generally accepted practice to give them another one. So, we pursued that approach. How successfully we have done that is anyone's guess, since the only people who have any actual first hand knowledge of the situation are only seeing what will promote their point of view.

McCain, however, pointed out that the reason we cannot simply pull out now is that to do so would be perceived as a defeat by our men and women in uniform. He further pointed out that it is much more difficult to rebuild and manage a defeated military than a victorious one (re: post Vietnam). He feels that it is still possible to be victorious, but to do so would require more uniformed heroes on the ground. Although such a build up would be more expensive, the long term effects would far outweigh the costs. Additionally, once committed, commanders should not have to make decisions based on what's available, but on what is the best way to succeed. It is therefore imperative, per McCain, that we provide them with whatever resources they feel will bring success, without fear of the bill. I found this to be an interesting, and somewhat persuasive approach.

mr. reed, however, offered no explanation for his desire to cut'n'run except that our military men and women deserve to come home. Come home to what, mr. reed? To people like you giving them a sympathetic arm around the shoulders, saying, 'oh, it's ok that you lost. It isn't your fault, it's your commander in chief's fault.' Or to your co-leftists who will only give them the cold shoulder, as they can't stand that these men and women dutifully followed the orders of their leaders, and had the gaul to follow thru with their military sworn oaths and commitments? Yeah, that's a sure fire way to maintain morale in the military. It's also a wonderful strategy for guaranteeing our security here at home. Oh, and what a wonderful way to win the trust of the rest of world. ("Oh, there now, see, we told you those stupid Americans couldn't handle it.")

Once again, mr. reed, you have clearly showed your love of power and politics above honor, duty, commitment, loyalty, respect, and reality. This is further evidence that you have simply duped the electorate into voting on emotion rather than logic and common sense.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Odds N Ends

Wow! Christmas is past, the New Year has come and gone, the Hogs beat themselves in the Citrus (okay, okay "Capital One") Bowl, and I have been taking it easy. Obviously, with no blogs to show for my month long vacation, I haven't been paying much attention to the world. Just enjoying my family and exploring some of the things I hadn't much time for during the past six months. I tell you, it is nice to do that every and then. I kind of feel retired.

But, life's fixing to start up again.

I haven't gotten any responses to my last post, so I assume I must be on the right track.

Democrats have taken over again. Big woop. Take a look at this link. I think it about sums up what we can expect. Someone at work (not a liberal, he says, because that is a label and not very accurate) was talking about when the Republicans controlled Congress. I just had to laugh. I really don't remember that they ever really "controlled." Sure, they might have had the majority in both houses, but they never really knew how to control. Maybe they tried, I'll give them that, but come on... think "filibuster". Now the Dems are swearing that they will extend the invitation to "work together." I wonder if they each sat in front of the mirror in the bathroom and practiced saying those two words over and over again until they could maintain a straight face.

My interests right now are actually more towards smoking. I like it. I am hoping to get to do it more often. Ohhh, the flavor, the relaxing on the porch. Yep. I wanna be a smoker. So, after a couple of failed attempts, I have decided to get help. Now, I think I can do it. My wife is pretty supportive of it, too. She likes the flavor. Of course, I need to get some better stuff. I've been upgrading some, working on a homemade lighter, figuring out how to best maintain the perfect smoke. I have found a support group, and expect to soon be smoking with the best of them.

Thanks for tuning in. I'll keep in touch.

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