A Man for all Women

So, I'm listening to NPR as they discuss the latest Demo Bros Three-Ring Debate. Hillary, who has hand crafted her own voting bloc of female hitmen to "get the word out", proclaimed herself to be the voice of women who have successfully sacrificed their own families for their careers. Suddenly, Johnny Ed quickly declared that he had already claimed said title, had a copyright on it, and would sue her if she did not take it back.

His wife backed him up on it. "Look at him," argues Mrs. Ed, "he looks more like a woman than Hillary could ever dream to be."

She then held up this poster, marked "Exhibit A".






"Oh, Yeah?!" retorted Hillary, in a moment of temporary sanity. "But can you do...


THIS?!"

I'll mark it "Exhibit B--".

Broad Support for Romney

Take a look a this map and see if you notice the same thing I do. As you click in the various candidates, watch the circles grow and shrink and move around. Blur your eyes a little and click back and forth, back and forth... you are growing very sleepy... you are in my power... click on Hillaryous... now Osam - er- Obama... now Romney... now Hillary... now Romney... now Hillary... now Romney... now Obama... now Romney... now Giulliani... now Romney... now McCain... now Romney... notice anything?

Now send me your wallet...

*Snap*

Welcome back.

Thanks to Hava for the link.

Create Your Own Protection

You know that natural reluctance to gun control because you are afraid that will only leave guns in the hands of criminals and you vulnerable to their demands? Well, here's the solution.